Lord, give me the strength
not to run out and buy
a sniper rifle to scope out all
these idiots who continually lie.
I haven’t the strength myself
to stop this aching desire
to torch their stupid selfish butts
with a sweet little wake up fire.
Hear me now before I leave to go
bless me Lord with your unfailing grace
before I do something I might regret
and shoot them all straight in the face.
I kid you not I need all your help
to stop myself from letting loose
and stringing them all upside down
with a righteous hangman’s noose.