LORD…Give Me Strength!

Lord, give me the strength

not to run out and buy

a sniper rifle to scope out all

these idiots who continually lie.

I haven’t the strength myself

to stop this aching desire

to torch their stupid selfish butts

with a sweet little wake up fire.

Hear me now before I leave to go

bless me Lord with your unfailing grace

before I do something I might regret

and shoot them all straight in the face.

I kid you not I need all your help

to stop myself from letting loose

and stringing them all upside down

with a righteous hangman’s noose.



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