The Definition of Lazy:
The only actual work ever completed is basic hygiene.
Will nag for hours to achieve being waited on.
Comatose with feet in the air at least 50% of time.
Idle to the point of ridiculousness.
Lethargic as in should be in a hospital.
Slothful when asked to move from any spot deemed worthy.
Inactive unless scared out of mind.
Sluggish 99% of the day.
Inert unless creating matts and attaching to furniture.
Useless except for creating hairballs
… and random piles of poo.