The Definition of Lazy

The Definition of Lazy:

The only actual work ever completed is basic hygiene.

Will nag for hours to achieve being waited on.

Comatose with feet in the air at least 50% of time.

Idle to the point of ridiculousness.

Lethargic as in should be in a hospital.

Slothful when asked to move from any spot deemed worthy.

Inactive unless scared out of mind.

Sluggish 99% of the day.

Inert unless creating matts and attaching to furniture.

Useless except for creating hairballs

… and random piles of poo.


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