Mated for Life

So we’re supposed to mate for life?

I’m not sure yet.  How many webs have you got?

4, like normal…look at the purple on my forehead, your sons will be hunted down.

Eeeek….(swims away coyly, he keeps up easily)

You see those Elvis curls on my ass?

How much snail slime you use to keep that going?

Not much…how about my color blocking?  It’s pretty tight.

Yea, I suppose.  I’m looking for someone with a little more on the inside.

I’ve got a quicker picker upper and a quacker packer.

Ya wanna go look for worms?