Kissing Kits

one will let me kiss his nose

but its always cold with dripping snot

he sneezes regularly, something

I gave him in a revengeful plot

across my cheeks vowing love

one will rub his nose to mine

showing his love in the same way

he sits at 4 am with a howling whine

then there’s one who turns his head

away each time I try for a kiss

he’d rather snuggle under my chin

or hide behind the couch for a piss

so that leaves just one who will

out of the devoted Fantastic Four

she loves to lick me after licking her ass

and will soon be headed out the door

(There ya go Doc, the Fantastic Four rise again! lol)

10 thoughts on “Kissing Kits

  1. Trent Lewin says:

    Oh boy Shards… I laughed. Especially after the licking line.

  2. Thanks Shardy. Finally located it. Apparently.
    I am beginning to doubt you miss them as much as I do. And a proof -this post has not done justice by a stretch. I need better. I need more.

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